Thursday, June 26, 2014

Thursday Takeover - Dating 101 w/ Chase Winters

Today is the start of Thursday Takeovers featuring Chase Winters. *shakes head* Relinquishing control of my blog to a half-demon makes me a tad bit nervous. *munches on nails*

Here you go, Chase. Have at it. *winces*

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A blog, huh? This should be fun. *grins wickedly*
 It is no secret that I'm irresistible. And charming. Even though I might be getting the stinkeye from Angel across the room, she has to be a good girl and wait her turn.

Now, what was I saying. Oh, right. Ravishing.

People are always asking me for dating tips, so I thought, why not share with you my favorite pickup lines. *Chuckles deviously* These are guaranteed to make millions of hearts swoon everywhere. They get the Chase Winters stamp of approval. *ignores the loud snort from over his shoulder*


And if none of these work, I suggest you find yourself a half-demon and bribe them to use their skills of persuasion. Works every time. Not that I would know, or anything.

It's been real peeps.

~The Notorious Chase Winters
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Um, thanks...I think. I guess I should be thankful that my laptop is still in one piece.

3 comments:

  1. LMFAO!!!!!!! OH-EM-GEEEEEEEE!!! XD I needed this today XD

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  2. I told my friend the one about the boyfirend shirt. this is how the conversation went:
    "do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."
    "so i would date a shirt?"

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